I mangle the cocks. I am a woman of sympathy, empathy, and cookathy.
January: Selfie Olympics
February: Flappy Bird
lets see how the rest of the year goes
March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio
April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone
Wonder how July is gonna be
i will keep reblogging this each month
Excuse me while I draw cuties having safe, consensual sex :>
Why can’t there be more art like this, absolutely perfect <333
I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.
this is my favourite fucking picture on the internet and the fact that it has an accompanying audio post makes me wanna cry tears of joy.
This is fucking God’s work here ladies and gentlemen.
"Dick Nazism" I have not laughed this hard all year
thank you for this wonderful commentary, strangestars, i have seen the error of my ways, how could i have not realized that being rude & aggressive to nasty-ass internet predators was equatable to nazism
Oh, goodness, how DREADFUL it must be to be able to LOG OUT from all the negativity. How DREADFUL it must be to have your faith in humanity destroyed FOR ONLY A SINGLE DAY. How DREADFUL it must be to be able to go outside and have that faith restored.
Bitch, do not even bother coming back.
in 2008 i used to be in love w shia labeouf and i made a myspace pretending to be him and i had over 10,000 friends and i got over 1000 messages a day & ppl actually believed i was shia labeouf and i actually got verified as him for some reason so i was the official shia labeouf myspace but i was in fact a 12 yr old canadian kid